The other day I was flipping through the pages of “Women” from Charles Bukowski.

And you guessed it, it’s a book about women, sex and booze, as seen from the eyes of a chronic alcoholic writer.

Anyways, inside the book Charles tells a story about how a friend of his, Bobby wanted to hook him up with his wife, Valerie.

But Valerie was no ordinary case either…

When Booby introduced Valerie to his parents, they had commented on her dress -- that they liked it very much.

Her reply?

“Well, what about the rest of me?”

She had pulled her dress over her hips. And she didn’t have any panties on.

What’s that?

You ask what do Valerie’s missing panties have to do with your products?

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